Specimen 1 : The airheads. This category basically involves girls who coordinate amongst themselves, what they'd wear the next day for college, at around 12 in the night. Not knowing what to wear 8 hours from then, is a matter of life and death. Their vocabulary limits to "like", "OMG", " ttyl","texting","pink" .... you get the point. They'd cluster the washrooms, applying the same liner they did only 10 mins ago, all over again, this time more of it, to make it prominent that -yes, I use one liner a day. Ask them an intellectual question and they'd answer by saying how yellow is "SO" not your color. The brand they wear can NEVER stoop below MANGO. Its a sin to do so. They look like Barbie dolls, only in life size versions.
Specimen 2 : The jocks ( i mean the wannabe kind). Now going by the name, its evident that most of the guys fall into this category. They'd arrive in these humongous jeep- like vehicles, even if there's only one of them in it. They'd coolly leave their cars parked in the middle of the road, since no such thing as a traffic jam exists for them. Even if it does, they expect their cars to just fly out of the way. They're the kind who'd wear their aviators in a classroom. Sunlight apparently tends to hit only them. They'll bathe in perfume. Literally. Imagine the profits the cologne company makes. Basically they look very appealing, but you'd seriously regret it when they open their mouths.
Specimen 3: The alcoholic, smoke- a - holic, wannabe bad boy. Or girl. Such people have an image...oh wait, not really an image since its ruined by the time you discover how they are. You'd see them with a fag all the time, with the sunglasses on. They'd turn up the music enough for people to get a migrane. The whole point of inbuilt speakers is to show others their pathetic music taste. I wonder if they ever thought of installing speakers outside the car as well, you know , on the doors. That way, even if they do play their revolting music full volume, it would seem sane. They dont have a vocabulary at all...well, if you call abuses of every kind, every possible language, vocabulary, then maybe yes, they do. Do not ever go out on a date with them, because you'd repel guys after that. Seriously!
So that's a small insight on the much talked about crowd. Ooh yes, there is the bitchy kind, but that feature exists in every student studying there. I hope, this has been entertaining. If not it must have boosted your morale, I bet on that! If neither, you're probably one of the students then. :)
